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A quote from Lord Of The Flies. Simon, a nearly mute character who is very in touch with nature and at peace with himself, suffers a hallucination at the top of a jungle mountain on an island. He stares at a (real) pig's head impaled on a stick and imagines that he hears it taunting him and daring him to hope for rescue.
Person Being Hugged: "Dude, let go. I have to get back to work."
Hugger: "No! We're gonna have fun on this island!"
Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).
1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"
or it could be used sarcasticly:
2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)
Apparently this boi is giving life to everyone.
Plz give m a soul YOU FUCKING HAG
THE ONE U SHOULD NOT HAVE KILLED
I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)
matt: “hey bro can i come over”
me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”
A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.
John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”
A derogatory way an individual calls another person hairy in parts other than their facial here.
"Hey ADAM go and have a shave but not your face"
What Daniel Howell says to Phil Lester when he says something inappropriate in a gaming video
“Phil, do we need to have a word?”