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Hipster (TL:DR version)

1.) A person who tries too hard to not try hard, and will willfully disdain that which is popular not because of it's inherent good or bad, but simply because a good number of people like said subject.

"Adventure Time is some adult kid shit, fuck off with it. BTW, check out my photos I took with my vintage Nikon." -Hipster (TL:DR version)

by Labialikeamantaray February 27, 2014


hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.

Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.

by EGS007 January 29, 2023


post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone March 7, 2016


Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015


hipster hate

when an unconventional individual claims to hate but voluntarily takes part in something that the vast majority enjoys

Ex: facebook

"I hate Facebook"

"I don't like my birthday"
(Whilst actively taking part in said activities)

You hipster hate facebook
He hipster hates his birthday

by Amatys October 5, 2017


Hipster Swastika

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.

Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.

I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.

by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024


Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 13, 2015