A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
I play human fruit Ninja all the time
When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
The sewing of someone's face to their own butt, similar to Human Centipede.
Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!
That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.
That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "
a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line
Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.
Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!
Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again