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someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
hey your girl is such a human yoga ball
someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"
The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
By definition, a computer that has never been connected to the internet, completely clean and clear of any potential hack. The urban definition of an air gapped person is a human who is totally off the grid, has no internet, app, online usage, no digital footprint.
That weird dude in Montana who lives in the mountains without electricity is an air gapped human.
The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.
Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.