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For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit
A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf
When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?
2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔
1: type shit
When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney
just a random thing that popped into my head
cat with glasses in urban dictionary
A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.
Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.
This means that a man's penis is so small that if inserted into a shot glass it would not touch the bottom of it.
Steve's cock is so small he could not even bottom out a shot glass!
An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.
Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.