chocolate cake

A crap so bad, it takes a whole roll of shit-tickets to get it all off your balloon knot.

The shit I took was so messy, I felt like I sat on a chocolate cake.

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cheese cake

A reference or slang for pussy.

I want a piece of that cheese cake.

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nigga cakes

term of endearment to call a male gangster. equivalent to boo.

goodnight nigga cakes

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emo cake

Cake that cuts itself.

Guy #1: "I can't find any knives in the break room to cut this cake."
Guy #2: "Too bad it's not emo cake because it would cut itself"

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Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.

Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.

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Urine Cakes

A savory delight thats main ingredient is fresh human urine.

Mmm, this is nice, what is in it?
Urine Cakes, made from fresh, Human urine.

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Junie Cakes

To ask another prison to use their asshole to import/export contraband items

Big, bad prison guy: to, can I get your junie cakes?

Unexpecteding prison noob: sure!
Big,bad prison guy: alright then, I gotta go, I'll be back for those junie cakes

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