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To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers
" Lets lay here, chasing cars, on our own " Snow Patrol
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A car guy is a car enthusiast who spends his weekend at the local race track and spends his days talking about how much power their cars got to the wheels. A typical car guy will usually wear a fitted monster or dc hat with a shmedium dc shirt to match. Their jeans are usually very awkwardly fitted, being tight in all the wrong places. Shoes typically worn buy a car guy are something puffy like dc court graffix, or any other rad racing shoes. Another sign of a car guy is a zip up (also shmedium) sweater that is rarely zipped up. When approaching a car guy, be ready to make excuses about your economy tune or where you bought your latest monster gear.
guy 1 "you see that dude with the shmedium dc shirt and the awkward jeans?"
guy 2 "yeah, he must be a car guy"
*car guy approaches*
car guy "yo, i woulda won but im running my economy tune. But atleast i still won this monster/DC colab fitted hat"
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Crunk Car is when you get hella trashed then you go drive yoru car really fast and dont stop for nobody not even the police
get drunk and drive a car find out for your self what crunk car i s all about
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while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.
damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.
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A faggot with an incomrehensible obsession with automobiles whom also takes pride in his jacked up little car to the point where all of his conversations include (but are not limited to) at least 5 brags.
Car guys usually have small dicks (varying from 1 inch to a maximum of 3) and hit on girls with their out-of-place and highly inflated ego.
More often than not, car guys are typically utter douchebags who probably range along the neo-nazi to even neo-liberal political scale but it varies.
Car guys think they know everything about automobiles, so much so, they often times forget to suck their own chode once in a while.
J: My dad died yesterday.
Car Guy: woah man thats crazy but my car battery died yesterday and i was so pissed off because I just bought that shit!
J: *under breath* f u c k i n g c a r g u y.
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The sound created by the change in pressure from inside a car and outside when a single window is open at high speeds. The sound is similar to the "wub" noise made in dub step music.
Brandon: Who the fuck is causing dub car?
Mitchell: Sorry my window's down.
Brandon: Roll it up bitch...
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A motor accident in which the lead car has another car piled up on top of it from the rear, the result of a tailgater being unable to stop in time through being too close.
Resembles one car mounting another.
Witness: A kid ran out in the road and the lead car had to stop real fast, the car behind was unable to stop in time and really car fucked him.
Fireman: Well driver in the lead car has no worries now, the rear cars engine block has taken his head clean off.
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