derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)
Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.
When one loves a good blow in the ear
When one loves a good hollow in the ear
“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet
A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish
An ear fetish is a sexual attraction towards ears.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol he has an ear fetish
Listening to people's conversations
He left his window open to do some ear Huffing on his in-laws.
A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.