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old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

by freakyfrozer January 15, 2012


Ear Fetish

So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)

Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.

by TiraaBucks March 20, 2022


Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020


Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019


Ear Fetish

An ear fetish is a sexual attraction towards ears.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol he has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019


Ear Huffing

Listening to people's conversations

He left his window open to do some ear Huffing on his in-laws.

by SassyB October 05, 2022


Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009