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A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).
(Antonym: slim jim)
Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?
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A WWE superstar and rapper who has been WWE has been both the United States and WWE Champion. He has worked with the WWE for four years when he made his debut in 2002. In 2003, John Cena had a heel character where he used to where a chain to beat people with, freestyles at people, and had alot of fans behind him then they do now. People missed that John Cena, but now people have turned his back on him and now has become ridiculously hated by a lot of them. Cena is being booked by the WWE as superman seeing as how he wins alot of matches and hardly gets a beatdown after it is all said and done. When he gets ready to end a match he uses what people like to call, "The Five Moves of Doom" on his opponents to get the job done. Punches/Clotheslines, Shoulder block, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Spinning Sidewalk Slam, FU, and most of the time the STFU. He is pretty popular with the kids and female fans, but there are also men out there who also get up on their feet to cheer for him when his music hits or when he's in the ring. He is also considered to be future of the company and everyweek he hosts a show on WWE.com called "Five Questions With The Champ" or just plain old "Five Questions" when he doesn't have the belt.
John Cena has to much pressure on him from fans, but he doesn't give a damn.
John Cena stands for Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.
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To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
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Best actor in the whole world and my idol. I'll always miss you John
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When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.
Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
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The true nature of John McCain. He is George W. Bush lite, with the only difference being that he won't get to be president.
John McBush is the one who promised that the U.S. troops would be greeted as "liberators" in Iraq - not Bush. Take the Bush McCain challenge and see if you can pick out who is who from the quotes and examples.
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pretty much a big tease. you go there thinking its porn, but instead you have to get 50 people to click your link.
in other words. BULLSHIT
"Hey go to johnsrevenge.com" "What's Johns Revenge?"
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