Johnny Hernandez-ing

you KNOW what this means!

Johnny: I dont know what that means...
Me: You're Literally Johnny Hernandez-ing Right Now

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

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Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Johnny Cash

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"

-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

Johnny Boy

"Maybe i am Pittacus Lore?"

Nine disagrees with Johnny Boy

Johnny boy

A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.

"Watch out, that guy might be like Johnny boy."

johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.

Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.