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To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.
You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.
When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.
After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.
Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.
“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.
Underage kids will ask for a "jump in" from someone who can buy alcohol
Kid: Yo man can i get a jump in
Junkie: aye sure but ya better geeze a tip
Kid: aye sure just two bottles eh bucky
When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy
"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"
When you get jumped from behind by a chump who wasn't brave enough (or good) enough to square up to you. So they gotta be a chump and jump you so you have no warning or defense.
CHUMP-JUMP
There's no warning or defense when you get chump-jumped from behind, that's what makes them a chump. Next time square up CHUMP if you want a W.