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November 12th is national jump your bestie day. On this day we celebrate by jumping our best friend
girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.
Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.
When Nicki Minaj jumps on a trampoline
Woah that girl is a jiggle jump
When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.
Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.
The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.
I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.