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A white belt attack in Taekwon-Do where you stand in parallel stance (Feet are shoulder width apart) and you raise your leg to quickly kick someone's solar plexus (the part where your ribs meet at the bottom). You then cross your arms whilst stepping forward and landing.
Bully: You are fat
Taekwon-Do master: *Does front snap kick*
Bully: Waaaah *runs away*
Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.
Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."
A really cool skateboard trick
B: woah what’s that guy doing over there?
K: oh he’s just 180 kick rat-ing
The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag
I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day
An individual who does not know how to perform a task, so they flip their work to other individuals.
I couldn't turn on the light, so i pulled a Kevin-kick-back and told my daughter to park her tricycle at Yari's guacamole shop.
The person chosen last when picking teams.
Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.
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In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.
Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?
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