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Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012


discord kick day

basically discord kick day except people can be kicked for absolutely no reason

December 12th is the day. be prepared mods.

me: discord kick day is tommarow
everyone: fuck no ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by tootypatrooty December 11, 2021


clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011


Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.

Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."

by Usebleach December 8, 2020


180 kick rat

A really cool skateboard trick

B: woah what’s that guy doing over there?
K: oh he’s just 180 kick rat-ing

by 4"8 April 26, 2021


Kevin-Kick-Back

An individual who does not know how to perform a task, so they flip their work to other individuals.

I couldn't turn on the light, so i pulled a Kevin-kick-back and told my daughter to park her tricycle at Yari's guacamole shop.

by KevinKickBack July 28, 2011


kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones September 27, 2007

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