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someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)
I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.
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When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.
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An extremely personal act usually performed under the combined influences of booze and extreme cold.
"I'll probably be licking out my freezer till 11 or so."
"Gross, dude."
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A noticeable effect of being unhappy.
Why have you got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
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Another way of telling someone they can f-off
If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.
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On April 5th you can lick a pussy/vagina
Nico: Hey emma
Emma: Hey Nico
Nico: guess what day it is Emma
Emma: What
Nico: national lick a girls pussy day
Today is lick a girls pussy day
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When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.
Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!
Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...
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