The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight
When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !
When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.
“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”