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When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone
“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”
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When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.
Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.
A type of sexual slang used for someone who can't stop making babies or having sex.
Wow! She is such a breeding machine!
a convenient and portable gadget that makes shoots those floating dustballs at some random loner or whenever there is an awkward silence.
Billy Bob just made a really bad call so a shot him with my dustball machine.
A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.
Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.