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If your enterprise cannot connect efficiently and cost effectively with new customers and clients, it will not survive.
To do that, each organization (for-profits, non-profits, charities, even NGOs and government departments) needs to have a magic marketing button: a button they can push, over and over again, that reliably and cheaply makes ‘the phone ring’. It is an ‘easy button’, so to speak.
“In the mini storage industry, for example, their magic marketing button can be as simple as sending a postcard to nearby homes reminding them that, if they have too much stuff in their garages, say, they can get rid of it in a hurry.”
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noun. a type of hair most Asians have.
it's soft, dark, shiny, and just generally pretty.
woah, I wish I had her magic Asian hair. it's so long and pretty!
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It's when a talented guitarist places their fingers on a guitar and strums. Praying they make a good sound, most of the time they don't. But when they do they will play it off like they intended to do it.
Look at that faggot playing his Magical H chords
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The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.
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the magical 10th peperoni refers to getting 10 peperonis in a pizza lunchable. usually there are 9 peperonis that come with it but if your lucky, you may receive an extra peperoni. make a wish if you happen to receive this.
"john i opened my lunchables and i had the magical 10th peperoni
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before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!
-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess
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A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.
I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.
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