prime meat

A girl that you would love to bang and screw but hasn't been with many guys.

Damn! That girl is primemeat!

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track meat

n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.

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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.

2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?

You the bolt.

Straight up I'm the bolt!

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Meat Wagon

Another term used when refering to an ambulance carrying patients. Also something you yell out when it tears past you.

All the traffic pulled over and when the ambulance drove by I leaned out my window and yelled, "MEAT WAGON!!!!"

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dick meat

womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock

i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night.

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Meat Shield

A person who is sacrificed by the larger group in the event of a zombie invasion to be eaten.

MiMi Paek is useless and therefore, a meat shield

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Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".

" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"