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heavy metal

heavy metal is stupid

it only focuses on certain aspects of music and therefore is no better than rap

heavy metal is a really fucking dumb subgenre that shouldn't have made it out of the 70's where it wasn't even considered or taken seriously at all when there was so much awesome "real" music around
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if mtv hadn't come along metal wouldn't have had enough exposure to hang around and become popular
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either that or they would have had to work alot harder and maybe then the genre wouldn't have turned out to be so shitty and sucky and the utter fucking joke that it is

by .........i fart on you all September 7, 2006

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Heavy Metal

It's shit.
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It's barely better than rap and emo.
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It's for GOTH fucktards with no taste in music.It's just an excuse to play Halloween dressup 365 days a year and scream and yell stupid bullshit lyrics which have abosultely no point to them and if they did you'd never know it anyways because you can't understand them anyways as they are either screamed in a shrill voice or grunted like a constipated,demon-possessed cookie monster!Doesn't matter anyways though because the lyrics are fucktarded to the core.Just some shit about evil darkness satanism and paganism and maybe some bestiality or necrophelia action.It's the gayest form of music ever invented.It is so gay,lol.

Heavy Metal is the most pointless shit aside from rap and emo that's ever been conceived of.It's for D&D nerds and neo-pagans/satanists and homos in general.Oh my goth it'sth tho goth!

by precious emo faggots September 18, 2005

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heavy-metal

total fail at music

made by tone-deaf,teeny-bopper, pre-pubers who like to suck the farts and maggots from a dead dog's asshole

that sonic equivalent of shit that you are hearing, that my friends is heavy-metal

by i give you a poop moustache March 18, 2008

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hair metal

The future of rock and roll

Man, they sucked, but they sure had HAIR!

by Boob Titson June 30, 2003

45๐Ÿ‘ 150๐Ÿ‘Ž


death metal

Fast, heavy metal. But what the fuck is with everyone just mentioning Cannibal Corpse? Come on... what about Darkthrone, Burzum, Behemoth, Gorgoroth. What about the band that made death metal famous Mayhem? Old Man's Child and Children of Bodom? emporer and immortal and celtic frost and BATHORY. at the gates, arch enemy

fuck cannibal corpse, go COB

by cromlech August 19, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


heavy metal

The music that only a frustrated nerd can listen to.It's all about demonic screams,nightmares,something that any normal man wouldn't like to think about,all on a deafening electronic guitar background.There are many heavy metal bands that some people think that it's worth to listen to it,like Metallica,Deftones,Chop Suey and many more.That's what heavy metal fans think it is real music,because as I said before,they're frustrated that the most of the people listen to pop music and they obviously can't accept the situation and calls them 'losers'.

It is said that if heavy metal is not too much for your ears,you have a devil inside you.

by gabriel327 September 27, 2011

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Slam Metal

Metal that's slamming your eardrums

Nickleback is slam metal

by Bigoof505 April 16, 2019

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