Russian Mike

An idiotic retard who is going to burn in hell.

I'm Russian Mike and the Devil's penis is up my ass right now. Yay!!!

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mike shinoda

faggot

Mike Shinoda leaves his past lives behind when he promised to pick you up in this one. Mike Shinoda is a cheater. God isn't too happy with him.

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for the love of mike

for the love of mike is a bastardization for "holy shit" which is a bastardization for "holy shaaat" which is a bastardization for "god's rectal secretions"

penis penis penis penis penis for the love of mike

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Mike Fazzio

The biggest douchebag to ever walk the planet.

Mike Fazzio is a douchebag.

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Commie Mike

A Finding Nemo Bastard.

Commie Mike is SO HOT!

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Mike Rutherford

Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
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At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'

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Mike Jones

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

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