Having sex with a girl on her period.
Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...
Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...
1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!
Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.
Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.
Is an insult used for a girl that needs to deuche.
Are we at the aquarium or is she a deuche noodle?
An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.
Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.