The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

Leanna Jones

Dense

‘You don’t want to be a Leanna Jones.’

Karl Jones

A needy little Faggot.

God, that Karl Jones sure is a needy little Faggot.

Archie jones trap

Being against archie to then find out you’ve fallen for him, the ‘archie jones trap’

“You’ve just fallen for the archie jones trap”

“Oh fuck off”

jacques jones

Jacques jones or Jacques joning is when you are talking to a underage boy presumably age 13 and below and having or doing the deed

Damn bro u look like Jacques jones.
Are you Jacques joning that little kid?

Stuart Jones

A fucking legend

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv

Brad Jones

Gimp

You are a proper Brad Jones