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when someone keeps telling you lies, spewing bullshit
“I thought Bob said you weren’t coming to the party tonight?”
“Oh Bob? Nah, he’s just bleeding piss”
When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.
My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.
When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis
Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."
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the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.
the mods are fucking squid pisses
The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi
I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.
when a group of boys stand around a bowl and piss into it, the first person to stop pissing has to drink the whole bowl
ah, sammy stopped pissing first, he has to drink from the piss bowl
A more appropriate name for Pismo Beach.
Don't get the water in your mouth at Piss-Mo