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When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.
Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.
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what happens after a mexican dinner
o man, i had the biggest poop smear on my underwear after eating that bean burrito
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When you orient yourself opposite of how one would normally sit on a toilet and face the wall. You use the top of the toilet as a bar-top to place your bowl of Fruit Loops. You then proceed to enjoy the Fruit Loops as you defecate.
I was running late for work and had no time for breakfast, so I had to take a Fruit Poop.
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A general, mild curse, like darn, for when the user wants to be slightly original, but something FUCK MY ASSHOLE isn't appropriate.
Mom: Take the trash out.
Kid: Poop nuggets.
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unbelievably cute, so cute as to actually make you excrete in the colors on the rainbow.
OMG your puppy is so cute i could poop rainbows!
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when all of your food comes out at once
I just did a poop burrito!
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a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.
Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!
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