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The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.
After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.
Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.
An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
when you and your brother spitroast your sister together
Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!
Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!
Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."
When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.
Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.