When you jack off behind an unsuspecting victim on a long escalator, then cum up into the air and as it comes down punch through the air snagging the cum on ur hand and punch the person in the back of the head.(precise aim and timing is required)
Person 1: Dude why is there a sticky bruise on the back of your head?
Person 2: Fuck! Man on the way home from work some motherfucker cum-punched me!
Person 1: Sucks for u bitch! LMAO
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a similar word in deffination to "pink mist", in wich one hits so hard it only takes a single punch to achive victory. This is most common found in tall lankey men who have long arms and awesome silver cars.
hey did you see that guy driving that cavalier? ya that was one-punch!
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punching a girl in the face while going down on her
That bitch was so retarded I munch punched the shit out of her.
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1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)
Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.
Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)
CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.
Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.
Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.
Bob: Ahh fuckk...
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When you run at someone with your arm in a spear like position and you fucking floor them
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In 2008, in a post-300 coke binge, alleged film maker Zack Snyder sexually violated a goat, somehow managing to impregnate it. He filmed the subsequent abortion and in a fit of pure douche-baggery released the cinematic compilation of this footage on unsuspecting audiences in 2011.
Dude I was so wasted last night, I haven't thrown up that much since the time I saw Sucker Punch.
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A retarded punch that doesn't have any weight behind it and never does any damage. Very similar to the spinning backfist in effectiveness. It's devastating in the video game and it looks cool though so clearly it's a real technique!
"Thank god GSP connected with a left hook after that shitty superman punch or else he would have never knocked down Hughes!"
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