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Second-cousin-once-removed (2C1R).
My second-cousin-1X-removed is a good person.
A crazy person, usually in a human services setting. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds.
Mary: "Did you hear about Brian and Jessica? What is he thinking with dating a client?"
Denise: "Yeah, I know about it. Let's see how long he lasts in his job, dating a ten second person."
Workplace slang for a loose cannon, often used to discreetly signal a red flag in a consort of interest. Usually a broken person displaying bipolar and/or manic tendencies. So called because they'll switch up on you in ten seconds or less.
Tom: "Bro... someone said you were dating your client Gina."
Greg: "What?! Yeah, imagine that. Me, dating a ten second person."
Making someone not your first priority
Hey baby, don't be putting me on your second shut now shmucuz I wanna make you cum real quick.
The second is a title given to those meant to carry on a legacy
Guy 1: Hey aren't they inheriting a multi-million dollar business?
Guy 2: Yea man, they're the second.
Guy 1: Damn, they've got it made.
The wrinkle on someone's cheeks when they smile only if it's in the shape of a smile.
"She got so much extra skin, girl gotta second smile."
When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."
"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
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