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When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.
Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.
The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)
I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!
Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!
The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.
Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.
Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
When you’re in a specific place, such as a building with excessive cobwebs, you know there’s an ungodly amount of “big” spiders residing there….you can just feel its energy; waiting for the ceiling tile to open up to thousands of tarantula paratroopers dropping in on you. Also known as BSE
Bobby’s house has Big Spider Energy…holy shit, a tarantula!