suck face

To make out with; to kiss passionately.

I almost threw up when I saw two guys sucking face behind a tree.

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suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

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England sucks

A opinion that no one should take seriously because half the time it's the punchline of a joke or is the joke.

Some dumbass brit:The word England sucks is used by dick head Americans blah blah blah I'm offended.
Everyone:shut the fuck up no one cares or gives a shit!

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Suck a dog

Well suck a dog is basically saying suck my dog e.g golden retriever. It’s not ina rude way you just wanna day I don’t like you your annoying so go SUCK my juicy dog you dingus.

Jon:hay bobit want some pizza

Bobit:No Jon no one like u go suck my obese fat dog

I can’t believe you Sucked a dog Jon.

Suck a dog is a fat dog that has been or is being sucked

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mid suck

When a female about to suck your dick and her mouth about to make contact to your dick and you feel her moist mouth about to make that contact but something happend where she back down because something distracted her. And you end up just feeling her moist mouth over your penis but didn't get the full blow job.

i got mid suck by shorty since her son came to room crying asking for milk I was pissed off her mouth was so damn moist.

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brown sucking

1. The act of sucking poo out someone's arse hole

2. Deep throating a dark skinned male or shemale

1. 2 girls 1 cup

2. Arnie has a sore throat from brown sucking too much last night

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that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

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