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When your banging a girl from on top, and get off and proceed to jerk as if to nut on her face, when your quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead!
I did a rolling brownout! "How?" While banging your little sister, she thought I was about to finish, I hopped over to her face, and when she shut her eyes SPLAT!... crapped all over her face.
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roll a joint or blunt in peace. also a kodak song
LEAVE ME ALONE JARED I CANT EVEN ROLL IN PEACE
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to lose one's virginity. rhyming slang of to get your hole.
i'll be gettin ma jam roll tonight
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1 A stack of quarters inside a paper or thin cardboard sleave, such as used in a bank or cash rejister to hold a number of quarters for change.
2. The above, used as a weapon in the same fasion as brass nuckels. The roll of quarters is helled in your fist to make your nuckels even and your first harder.
1. A robber held up the gass station for half an hour only to find all that was in the cash rejister was a roll of quarters.
2. A man's shoulder was dislocated in a bar fight when his oponant hit him with a roll of quarters in his fist.
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A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.
Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"
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verb- Female masturbation
My co-worker got me so horny, I've got to go to take a break and roll sushi so I can concentrate the rest of the day.
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rolls of fatness. called jelly rolls because they jiggle like jelly. it is rumored that someone REALLY fat could hide food amoung their jelly rolls.
guy 1: OOH! look at that fat kid over there!
guy 2: wow! thats a lot of jelly rolls!
guy 1: i bet he has a burger and frys stashed away between them!
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