French Horn Player

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

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French Mistake

Occurs when a male receives oral pleasure and vomits on the lady or gentleman as he orgasms.

Did you hear what happened to Janice last night? She was pleasuring Pierre and he made the French mistake.

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bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

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French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

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french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

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excuse my french

Also 'Pardon my French.' Phrase mumbled insincerely immediately after or before one swears a blue streak within earshot of the elderly, the young, or the simply uptight.

'Excuse my French, but that woman is a fucking cunt.'
or, after stubbing one's toe,
'OW! FUCK! JEEESUS! I'm sorry ... excuse my French.'

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French Fire Drill

Similar to Chinese Fire Drill. If a person in the room yells "French Fire Drill," then all in the room must take off their shirt and take the shirt of someone else. Everyone in the room must play. If one says that they do not want to participate then they are to be kicked out of the party or made to drink.

FRENCH FIRE DRILL!!! EVERYONE CHANGE SHIRTS!