pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle

The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

paper airplane

a teachers worst nightmare.

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.

single use paper-formulated

Something that's single use and made of paper, like a MUG.

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Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

High paper

When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.

After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”