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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 25, 2022


Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.

Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.

by Esterlino Dorado January 25, 2022


Rocky Road Sunday

For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.

The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly

penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*

The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.

The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.

*(see Anal Cream Pie)

The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.

by Stoic Trucker June 7, 2023


drive by road head

To give or receive road head while driving by an X's house.

Your X's house is up this way, how about some drive by road head?

by PFAT MIKE September 4, 2023


Kennedy road trip

The act of killing someone while they are riding in a car

"I want you to take that bitch on a Kennedy road trip while he's driving down the road"

by Dick ziggler November 3, 2018


Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.

Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.

by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2021


Pre-road rage

The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.

I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!

by Rmilkman September 26, 2008