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For some reason students find falling out of chairs to be uncontrollably funny while regular human beings see the act as a sick injustice
Haha look at the guy that fell out of the chair in the quad at the University of Tampa!
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when guyz owe a girl a blowjob. Guy eatz girls out for brownie points.
Cody-"Amber you owe me a blowjob"
amber-"No cody, becuase you owe me 2 universal blowjobs"
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A safety school for tools who cannot gain admission to Kenyon College
- Yo dude, I'm going to Kenyon, did you get in?
- No man, I'll be going to Denison University.
- Haha that sucks. Tool.
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A medium-sized, private Catholic university located in Dayton, Ohio. The school proudly boosts loud, drunk alumni that love to root for the University of Dayton's Division I basketball team. These loud, old alumni like to remember back when their basketball team won the NIT in the 1960's and pretend like that means something. They also enjoy complaining about and firing their head coach.
Xavier University's basketball team frequently uses Dayton as its whipping boy in basketball, as Dayton's basketball team has not beat Xavier's basketball team in Cincinnati since 1981.
"The University of Dayton actually has a campus? I just thought it was a semi-pro basketball team." - Casual Dayton resident
"That f***ing coach Archie Miller sucks! We should fire that pissant just like we fired Gregory, Donoher, and all the rest of those bastards!" - UD Alumni upon hearing Dayton has made the NIT -- again!
"So, Dayton lost to Xavier in Cincinnati again? I thought the term rivalry implied that one team can beat the other team once every five presidents or so." -- Average Xavier fan
"Where the f*** is the University of Dayton?" - Average college basketball fan in the United States
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A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.
She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University
Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.
Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.
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Typically, a member of a fan base who didn’t actually attend the school or really has any affiliation to it. Other than the fact that they are a trust fund baby who’s mom or dad went there. Commonly mistaken for LSU.
Remember that time Ted Bundy went to University of Washington and then killed a bunch of people?
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This is a school not really known for its academics, but it's parties. It's most known for #fest (number fest), HallOUween, Mill fest, Palmer fest, and many others. Most students come here when they can't make it into Ohio state because it's too expensive or they aren't smart enough. Some people when they can't make it into OU go to Hocking College. OU is ironically nicknamed "Harvard on the Hocking". This is the most hippie, liberal school I've ever seen. Weed and red solo cups lie everywhere. But hey it does have a beautiful campus. #athensohio
"Did you make it into Ohio State University? "
"No, but I'll be going to Ohio University which is ranked one of the biggest party schools in the nation"
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