Swamp Donkey

A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".

"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"

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Donkey Forker

Donkey Forker is a Phrase that is used when your makeing fun of someone, meaning that they fork donkeys... Forker meaning Fucker, and Donkey meaning A Live Donkey.

"I only work with my monkeys"(scientist)

"Oh really my friend here works with donkeys, he’s a donkey forker, you both should go on a double date with your animals"(bob)

"Shut up"(Steve)

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donkey saddle

the fat cottage cheese looking ass on a rather large,ugly woman.

damn, that Gina got a DONKEY SADDLE!!

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donkey booty

a nasty booty

mexican ass is better :)

You know that donkey booty over there...? It sure stinks.

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Crazy Donkey

While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!

Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.

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donkey schmack

Smacking someone so hard they yelp like a donkey

Yesterday I donkey schmacked my friend and he cried

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nob donkey

a general purpose obscenity for describing a fucking idiot.

That guy is such a nob donkey!

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