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National Skonka Day

National Skonka Day is August 4!! A day where all skonka’s and skonitas can celebrate a day made just for them🤪! This commemorates their biggest achievement: BEING A SKONKA😜, fuck it up this day skonkitas!!🤩

it’s national skonka day for all the active hyna’s 🥰

by skonkitaaa August 16, 2019

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CEO of simp-nation

A simp so powerful, such a pussboi he’s the leader of simps

...goes by Jesse

Damn wtf he’s being such a simp with Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation”

by Sophie-et unión February 6, 2020


National 🤡 Day

This day is on October 23, upon this day you can clown anyone you see and just straight up piss on them. Because they themselves are 🤡.

Yo, did you hear that it's National 🤡 Day?
Bro that's crazy I didn't know National 🤡 Day existed.
Ikr bro did you hear omagah is a 🤡?
Oh yeah, of course, yes, indeed, I completely agree, yes once again, yes I know that omagah is a 🤡

by Oriating October 23, 2019


National Hunya Day

A day that you celebrate until you are filled with joy and happiness. Happens every year on November 19.

would you like to celebrate National Hunya Day with me?
heck yeah lets party till we can't party no more.
Hunya!

by Enick The demon November 14, 2018


National Elise Day

A day to celebrate people named elise!

Happy National Elise Day, Laurel!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023


National sexting day

This is the day where you sext people so sexy texting ,dirty texting ,or sexy roll play

Friend 1.)Did you know it’s national sexting day

Friend 2.)yess

by Dxddyyy or babyyygirl June 18, 2018


National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED

Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.

by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021