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Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.
The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.
The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.
Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.
the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me
always looking at me im horrified
i dont know what to do about it
“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”
kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid
:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.
Something that's single use and made of paper, like a MUG.
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When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
When you smoke a MASSIVE blunt with your roommate for her birthday, try to sit down and write a paper for the next 6 hours, and fail miserably.
After nearly 7 hours of trying to write a high paper, Logan’s progress read, after the title and header, “Hiking in Maine is huge.”