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Power of Choice

A poorly-conducted anti-drug campaign that aims to convince kids (via in-classroom surveys) that no one at their school is doing drugs.

The organization is best known for its "Stall Street Journals," which are hung awkwardly in bathroom stalls and often include innovative slogans like "87% of your peers prefer to date someone who DOESN'T SMOKE."

Since the surveys are conducted in classrooms, students often misrepresent themselves and their drug habits for fear of getting caught (or, if they are not drug users, for the thrill of lying).

Kris: As a freshman, I was honest on the Power of Choice survey.
As a sophomore, I said I was a Latina female who uses cocaine once per week.
As a junior, I said I was an Asian male who would prefer to date a smoker and who does not smoke himself.
This year, I'll either be a Native-American female whose parents don't ask where she goes at night, or a Caucasian male who uses ecstasy once per month.

I haven't decided yet.

by ANAANAANA February 3, 2011

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power of pussy

When a girl uses her Va-jay-jay to get gifts or controls her significant other. It's the power of pussy!

I have the P.O.P! You know, the power of Pussy! How do you think I got this Louis Vutton , Chanel, & shopping spree at Sephora hashtag Sugaaaaa Daddddy!

You down with the P.O.P?

by JPgirl September 30, 2017

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power groutfit

A groutfit (gray outfit) consisting of clothes that are the exact same color gray.

BRO YOUR POWER GROUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SPERM!

by flavortowncentral April 11, 2018

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Power slide

When a rock star like William Hung becomes erect and then, with a running start, slides 10-15 feet across the ground on his knees and is stopped only upon impact of inserting his penis into a choice orifice of girl/groupie bent over on her hands and knees.

My favorite scene in the movie Rock Star was when Mark Whalberg used that kid's slip n slide to power slide into Jennifer Aniston.

by azncutie1994 April 3, 2013

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power house

some one who destroys cunts on lan.

skz is such a fucken power house aye

by power house April 4, 2003

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Power-Drive

The act of spontaneously committing to a lengthy and preferably dangerous road-trip with one or more friends. The Power-Drive is an utterly patriarchal socio-cultural phenomenon and cannot be carried out by women. When women do this it is called PMS on wheels. The spontaneity of the Power-Drive is sacred, it cannot be premeditated and it cannot be convenient. It is a dangerous and gratifying ritual which pitches a team of steel-gutted wing-wheeled bros against such odds as: fatigue, bad weather, the emptiness of a pauper's gas tank and sobriety. The consumption of nicotine is a traditional part of the Power-Drive but is not requisite.

"The highway's filled with broken heroes on a last chance Power-Drive." -from Bruce Springsteen's: Born to Run

by Will93 September 29, 2011

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Power Nap

A type of nap (best when aided by PowerNap) that lasts about 20 minutes, and is extremely refreshing.

Hey, man, look at that awesome guy over there! He is taking a Power Nap with his brand new PowerNap! I'm so jealous!

by Asod001 June 8, 2009

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