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To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.
Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."
Hugo - "Nice Dude."
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1. The act of when a man is having sexual intercourse (or oral sex) with a woman, he fakes like he is about to "cum to fruition" by pulling out and setting up to finish on her face. Instead, he forces a huge and slimy dump (diarrhea in some cases) on her face as a surprise.
2. When a woman is eating out a guy, midway through he begins to fake as if he is getting really turned on and tells her to continue with the action further. As she does, he forces out a wet dump into her mouth and on her face surprising her in the act.
Ex. Sally, "So How was that guy you meet at the bar last night?"
Amanda, "Terrible! He gave me a mud pie surprise! I am never talking to him again."
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A cocktail comprising of 3 or more prescription drugs, frequently used as an alternative to rohypnol, though in extreme cases has been know to result in an hero.
Two men in a club/bar:
"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"
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1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
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noun. The act of biting off your fingernails and taking them and shoving them deep inside your penis, then masturbating ravenously. The jagged edges of the bitten-off nails will inevitably cut up and slice your urethral tract. When your are about to reach climax, you call your significant other over and then cum into their mouth. The mixture of blood and semen will resemble a Strawberry Sundae, while of course the fingernails will represent the shredded nuts on a Sundae.
" Lindsey loves it when Tyler gives her a Strawberry Sundae Surprise. She says " It tastes like the real thing!".
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Hot Smore Surprise - The sex act of after shitting the male stick his dick into the females anal cavity a few times before cumming pulling out and letting the female finish you off both taking shit and cum in her mouth sucking your dick clean.
Ann turned around after making bowl movements wanting a Hot Smore Surprise to both get her feces and partners cum in her mouth.
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After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.
My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.
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