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the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.
sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
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When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.
Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch
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A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.
"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"
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A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.
You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.
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The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!
I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.
For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com
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When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.
It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.
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