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Bob: someone just hit me in my purple gorillas
Joe: oooo thats gotta hurt
some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.
“did you see purple suit today? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”
When someone twists your favorite nip
Dad: u no what time it is
Me: boo not the purple nurple
Drug. Not to be confused with Purple Haze
Purple Haze makes me feel SO crazy.
when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.
guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape
friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker
Suck a dudes dick so hard it turns purple then you flip his ass over and do the same to the Asshole
I gave him such a purple flurp he couldn’t walk or shit right for a week