long hair don't care

Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.

"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"

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Don't worry, i'm not a vegan

When you have experience in the sexual activities.

Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)

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don't mess with my man

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.

Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.

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But you don't wanna fight

When someone wanna talk shit, but in reality, won't actually do anything.

Megan: You a fat ass bitch.

Amanda: But you don't wanna fight.

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Turn around, don't drown

When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.

I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.

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Don't enter the exclusion zone

A warning not to talk about a subject any further.

Q: You over the break up ? A: Don't enter the exclusion zone!

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don't yuck my yum

just because you don't like what i'm into doesn't mean you can criticize it or judge me for it; thing being yucked can be anything from food (eg brussel sprouts) to kinks to items of clothing (eg white skinny jeans)

friend 1: i like it when my partner reads me picture books during sex

friend 2: that's kind of weird

friend 1: don't yuck my yum

friend 2: you're right, im sorry.

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