Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.
"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"
Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom
A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke
What Jeff Buys does in his free time
Student: excuse me mr buys, I need help with-
Jeff Buys: LEFT HOLLER LEFT HOLLER DUKE THE BACKSLIDERS DO I THINK OF MYSELF FIRST OR DO I AHHHH
Mrbeast Chandler: woohoo yeah woohoo
Anna Kasparian left the left because someone is buying off or co opting the people I have named here and bringing them under the banner of this new religious propaganda wing of online conservatism. I named her after her debate with Ben Shapiro and she started to shift and NOW the transformation is complete. It could be that people started doing the thing they are doing to me to her and now someone has been pulling people out to buy their silence. Could be that the threat of being associated with me is so great they can leverage that to get people to go alone with it.
Hym "And what the online liberal retards don't understand about this why I left the left thing is that your DEI is gone now. Your trannies are gone. None of that shit. If the conservatives win, they will control the supreme court for the next 70 years. No you will not add more seats. That's a ridiculous thing to think. You are not getting those abortion rights back. No Kamala's strategy of coasting on anecdotes about her upbringing and meaningless vaguery about opportunity economy is not going to win an election. You wouldn't have won the last on without the mass mail-in voting. And the fact that they are doing this out in the open means our politics aren't even real. Not even a little bit. You're arguing about how a play is going to end. Whatever she says about why she left is a lie. Just like how everything Tulsi Gabbard said was a lie."
If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you
You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”
Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn