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When your mad at someone and you defecate in their bed.
She got so mad she dumped a heard turd.
Knew it was not the dog, it was definitely a heard turd.
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someone who snatches the turd out of the toilet before it hits the water while someone is pooping
I was pooping the other day and that guy turd burglar ed me.
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A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.
Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!
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a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.
I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.
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When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.
What are you doing in there? "Shut up man, I making my turd fleece!"
A piece of feces that sticks to the side of a toilet bowl after flushing that can resemble the look of a slug.
whoever used the toilet last was kind enough to leave a turd slug camped on the side of the bowl.
The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.
"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."