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A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.
A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"
B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"
This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
Jayson still babysits his ex gf kid for free, he’s a hyper-simp.
When someone is a cheater but they still simp on a woman. Occasionally done by Jordan
Hey, Jordan you simping on a woman and you cheating on them. You a simp cheater.
When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.
Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."
You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."
A Person who simps for ALOT of people or Fictional Characters
"You should see how many people they simp for"
"They are like, the Ultimate Simp"
hoes before bros 100% of the time
like a kai law
hes such a kai law
hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law
hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised
hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law
The minimum effort a woman gives back to a simp. (one-word replies and sends you the same posts she puts on her stories)
"Damn man, you're getting #simpulated. Are you even making simp-wage?"