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An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.
"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."
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that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
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The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
Everyone laughed at his extremely large khaki boner.
As soon as he sat down the khaki boner.
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a chart used to catalog the frequency, duration, causation, and time of occurrence of any boner during a given period; similar to a dream diary; best formatted in an Excel spreadsheet. A boner log can be most useful in measuring one's virility or libido.
Also handy in arena of male competition.
In our double-blind, analytical study, the boner log was used to measure the virility of males age 75-80.
BRO 1: Dude, look at my boner log. I get hard every day at 3:00.
BRO 2: That's weak! Look at this. I had one for 30 minutes last Wednesday.
BRO 1: Tight, bro.
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The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.
After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.
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beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"
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noun: when laying in your bed under the sheets with a boner that pushes the comforter up to a peak resembling a mountain.
The other day my mom came into my room and i had a mountain boner, so i had to roll over onto my side until she left.
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