egg layer

A woman, with a huge bum and skinny legs.
Who also happens to waddle because of her funny shape.

Omg look at that egg layer, I wonder how many she's popped out!

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black egg

spoiled rotten,OR a jerk, OR can go die in a hole, AND TASTE BAD

.YOUR A BLACK EGG AMANDA

.MY KID IS A BLACK EGG
. PILLS ARE BLACK EGGS
.STRESS IS A BLACK EGG

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Chicken and eggs

Translated from Spanish: pollo y huevos. A humorous way of saying penis and balls.

Did you get to play with his chicken and eggs?

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eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object

1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.

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Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.

Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.

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Rotten egg

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.

Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.

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Rusty egg

When somebody's balls dry out

Yo did you hear Kevin got the rusty egg

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