I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

I got you out the way

Means I got you covered.

Hey Rayaan can I get a free refill?
I got you out the way with a tip.

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

I crushed ice

To have a really important question

I crushed ice to tell you this.

I sent you a trade

A way to spam your Facebook friends wall.

"Yo bro I sent you a trade"

I dove you

Means that Halle loves Jacob more

I dove you