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A horrible creature made from the deepest and firey pits of hell (aka the field in the back of the school)
If you're ever feeling happy
and never sad
let me introduce you to kassidy man!
she'll harass you attack you and make you cry
forever and always until you die
A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme
John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?
A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
A person who carries the name "El Booty Man" or can be shortened to "Booty Man" can be easily defined as the realest nigga around who has the smallest penis, but pulls the most hoes. They also will tend to stay home a lot and smoke weed.
Person 1: Did you hear El Booty Man is pulling hella hoes
Person 2: No fucking way he pulls
Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch
"that guy is so what the elastic man"
When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
A term originated in Broward County used for hyping things or situations. Sounds better coming from females.
Girls in the club making cute snaps (one friend) “man wassup!”
Girls see a group of scammers and get excited “man wassup!”