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PFK is just short for i play for keeps... and that kinda means if you aint first you last... and well im just the best of the best.
so yea dude i was just wlakin wit my friends when like ten Monkeys(retard black guys who try and jump.)came out of no were and said yo nigga run yo pockets this aint no game.
So i was lik yo you better chill the fuck out. cuase i pfk and lets just say im not last. puck ass... then they said on bloody C you lucky.
most loved person i ever met
most loved person i ever met
When one feels so much for another and can’t express it as much as they try. You say it to the person that makes you happy, the person cherish most, the person you know will be there for you, your favorite person.
Girl: Baby, you mean everything to me. I heart you forever.
Boy: I heart you so much more
When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.
*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”
Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
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